Saturday, June 11, 2005

Humans and other animals

My inner twelve-year-old has been reading the news lately.

Stock market investors are as rational as little monkey prostitutes.

Clever vengeance for wretched customer service is not a crime.

Sheep urine helps prevent air pollution. (via)

Robot slugs will crawl up your ***. (via)

Search 'n' replace reveals Harry Potter's hidden meaning.(via)

X-Rated fringe benefits will aid recruitment of airport screeners.

Female orgasm has no evolutionary purpose, so it must be proof of God.


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