Just like Watergate?

Increasingly, President Bush has been compared to Richard Nixon during the Watergate scandal. Shoot, I implicitly did it in my last post. But that's really unfair — to Nixon. Bush could just as easily be likened to any recent Republican president.

George W. Bush is like

• Nixon, without the ethics and sense of fair play.
• Ford, without the grace and quick wit.
• Reagan, without the intellect.
• Bush I, without the common touch.

And Cheney ... Dick Cheney is like Spiro Agnew without the sex appeal.