Friday, July 29, 2005

President Bush: genius and mighty warrior

Dear Leader
Truly a genius

Hindrocket got in trouble for speaking his mind:

It must be very strange to be President Bush. A man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can't get anyone to notice. He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another to a reception that, when not bored, is hostile.

Liberals are mocking Hindrocket for this. But not I. I applaud him for telling the truth, while admonishing him for his undue restraint. President Bush is more than an uncommon leader. His brilliance and military prowess can be compared to those of Biblical heroes.

President Bush's uncanny wisdom calls to mind the young Jesus visiting the Temple: "And all that heard him were astonished at his understanding and answers" (Luke 2:57). When Dear Leader speaks, his obvious depth of understanding and his felicity of expression also fill one with astonishment.

But President Bush is more than a man of wisdom. He is also a great warrior. As Commander-in-Chief, he compares favorably with Samson, generally reckoned the mightiest warrior in the Bible. In fact, Dear Leader beats Samson at his own game. Samson boasted,

With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps,
with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men. (Judges 15:16)

Using the exact same weapon, President Bush has killed almost twice as many Americans (and many times that number of Iraqis). History will remember President Bush's military leadership as fondly as it does his intellectual brilliance. Both are of a magnitude that cannot be forgotten.


Blogger tetricus said...

11:49 PM  
Blogger Douglas Hoffman said...

Yup. We need him up on Mt. Rushmore, right next to Reagan!

Thanks for linking.

8:02 PM  
Blogger Dr Livingstone said...

Ah sarcasm! The lowest form of wit.

5:04 PM  

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