"Startling new underground group spreads lack of panic!"

John Carroll reports on Unitarian Jihad, who threate, "Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere!"

The Name Assignment Committee has dubbed me Brother Numchuku of Reasoned Discussion.

But The First Reformed Unitarian Jihad Name Generator says my name is Brother Shiv of Mindful Harmony.

Which suits me better?

(via Brother Pepper Spray of Compassion)